IF ‘NOAH’ is to be believed, he’s a time traveller sent from the year 2030 to prove skipping across years will soon be a reality.
The man, who has kept his identity a secret and appeared in videos with his face distorted, has been dropping wild predictions left, right and centre, and attracted even more attention recently after passing a lie-detector test.
This morning, he turned up on Kyle and Jackie O, and told them he’d time travelled multiple times in the past but was now “stuck” in the present day.
“I usually went from like early 1999, to like 2018 — around here — but when I got stuck, I was in the year 2017,” he explained.
So how does he do it?
“I have many body implications and things all over myself, and I step in this giant dome and these things fire up and basically a large electronic weight basically pushes you through time. It feels like if you got electrocuted.”
Here are some of his most surprising “revelations”. (Decide for yourself if you think he’s legit.)
1. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR’S GRANDDAUGHTER WILL BECOME THE PRESIDENT
“Yolanda Renee King, the granddaughter of Martin Luther King Jr., will be US President … she’ll be 21 at the time, but they pass a law which basically makes it so you can be younger as a president.”
2. NO ONE USES CABLE TV ANYMORE
“TV still exists but everything is more on personal devices. Cable is kind of barely usable anymore … More people use Netflix and a bunch of other streaming services instead of cable, no one uses cable anymore.”
3. THERE’LL BE A WAR
“There will be a war, it won’t be a world war, but it will be a slight war.”
4. THERE ARE CANCER CURES
“There is no one cure to cancer because there are many forms of cancer but there are cures to some really, really huge cancers out there.”
5. SCIENTISTS LIVE ON MARS
“People are living on Mars right now doing scientific study. It’s basically them doing scientific research.”
6. NO ONE USES INSTAGRAM
“Instagram is out, no one uses that, but Snapchat is still one of the big ones and there’s also YouTube and Facebook Watch — it’s like an alternative to YouTube.”
7. PHONES ARE BECOMING OBSOLETE
“We’re actually going away from phones in the future. They’re seeing what other things they can do on your body, like chips.”
8. HUMANS CAN TALK TO ALIENS
“We‘ve confirmed the existence of aliens, but they’re not incredibly intelligent. Right now, government has communication with them but we don’t know it. In the future, we actually are in contact with aliens that are just as smart as humans, although we have many more advancements over them.”
— Kyle and Jackie O (@kyleandjackieo) February 14, 2018